The Malicious Empire of Tergez Gemero is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.413 billion Tergez Gemeroans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Administration, although Defense, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.

The very strong Tergez Gemeroan economy, worth 568 trillion rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 60,418 rubledollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 351,477 per year while the poor average 4,909, a ratio of 71.6 to 1.

Political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations, citizens have a tough time telling the difference between jeans and genes, police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers, and almost half of the child population live rough on the streets. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tergez Gemero's national animal is the hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Tergez Gemero is ranked 65,021^st in the world and 566^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 29.68 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.